@penelope20mn: Unless you're a toddler heading towards traffic I'm not running after you.
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@garrettbarry70: My wife complains that my socks are too big for her but she doesn't care that her bra pinches my back.
@WhaJoTalkinBout: Deli counter guy told me bad things happen in 3's after he dropped his phone and bumped his head, so I complained about him to management.
@findmydolls: It's cute that kids think they're safer with the light on, when actually it makes you more vulnerable and easier to spot.