@penelope20mn: Unless you're a toddler heading towards traffic I'm not running after you.
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@RorynotRoy: Give a man a compliment & he'll be all, "Yeah, I've been working out." Teach a man to fish for a compliment & he'll be all, "I feel SO fat."
@ProBirdRights: I been working on my summer bod: it the same as my regular body, but this time more popsackles in it.
@Shawn_spree: Wife: Am I grotesque? Me: No, angel cake! Wife: Why did you call me a cake? Me: Cake is round? *runs *