@Elizasoul80: Unless you've been in Target with more than 1 child, you have no idea what it's like to be a lion tamer.
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@inanimatecorpse: Blind date. Oh, this is awkward Chewbacca: What i meant... Chewbacca: When I said i was looking for a big dog person was.. Chewbacca:
@Fred_Delicious: Bruce Willis is relaxing by his pool. he's got so much sunscreen on that he slowly slides off his lounger, out of the gate & down the road
@mejustbeth: Someone talked me into trying an egg nog flavored candy cane. Don't let this happen to you!
@petedavidson: Professor Snape caught Harry in the hall after dark and out of NOWHERE Lupin pops out in the hallway to save him. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT