@Elizasoul80: Unless you've been in Target with more than 1 child, you have no idea what it's like to be a lion tamer.
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@jwoodham: Whenever someone tells me they like country music, I just look them in the eyes and ask "which country?"
@Weird_Rash: Just got arrested for racing my Segway wearing an adult diaper and a Viking helmet. Still not clear which law I broke.