@TheWhaleFacts: Unlike a Caterpillar, a whale won't turn into a beautiful butterfly.
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@TheMichaelRock: Chris Brown said he's done making music. That's funny. I didn't even know he started.
@Brampersandon_: *tightens straps on electric chair* Any last words? -I think male oysters should be called boysters Omg will someone throw the damn switch
@knot_eye: Dear Ad Agencies, Please stop using doorbells in your TV commercials. On behalf of dog owners everywhere, Thanks!