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@MikeSchism: unlike drugs, twitter addiction won't cost you anything, except your social life
@QueenBbecT: Bandersnatch sounds like an STD
@iMakeUIaugh: selfie game
@NicestHippo: [serial killers talking] Anyway I stood there for like 10 minutes, but she never wiped the steam off the bathroom mirror so I just left
@Home_Halfway: HARRY POTTER: Alohamora
MORA: Aloha, Harry
@arandomhim: What's your name?
Where you from, Sienna?
Do you like sports?
You're just replying w car brands aren't you?