@MikeSchism: unlike drugs, twitter addiction won't cost you anything, except your social life
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@Dog_Marriage: Breaking news from My dog!! there ar Small animals outside sometimes, but especially Right Now.
@Shot_Of_Cabo: Me: I find pregnant women attractive. She: But I'm not pregnant. Me: Gimme a few minutes.
@wife_housy: Hubs says when I drink I'm "too loud" and use too many "big words." WELL I'M SORRY IF MY VOCIFEROUS GRANDILOQUENCE BOTHERS YOU!!
@StephenAtHome: Wonder Woman is in theaters June 2nd. But if you want a sneak preview, watch Sally Yates' performance in front of the Senate.