@SexySpainNights: *Unplugs your smart car to charge phone
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@daemonic3: GOOD COP: He won't talk except in sign language BAD COP: I just cut off his left hand BAD PUN COP: He still has the right to remain silent
@LaziestCanine: Wife: we need to improve our home Me: agreed Wife: remodeling the kitchen should be top priority Me: [crosses out "get more dogs"] obviously
@behindyourback: Death be not proud. Death not so great with words, but happy to go out with any girl you want fix Death up with.
@jordan_stratton: Laser hair removal? Uhhh, why would anyone with laser hair ever want to get it removed?