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@carlyken: "...until death do us part."
*looks at minister*
"What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie? Then I can bang other chicks?"

“…until death do us part.”
*looks at minister*
“What about a Walking Dead situation where she’s a zombie? Then I can bang other chicks?”

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