@KateWhineHall: Until I had kids I didn't realize that "bouncing off the walls" was actually a literal statement.
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@DaddyNick: Block the toddler from the kitchen while I sweep left, handoff the baby, pass you a bottle and take a shower. On 2. Go! Football parenting
@Bagyants: I deactivated my Facebook so I won't know if any bible verses are "so true" for a while.
@TheTweetOfGod: Out of curiosity, where were you all thinking of moving after you're done destroying the Earth? 'Cause I assume you've thought that through.