@kelkulus: Until you've tried to start a conga line at a funeral, don't tell me about your drinking problem.
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@daemonic3: We're having sweet potato fries with dinner "Haha sweet potatoes?" DON'T "Don't what?" You're gonna make a dumb potato pun "I YAM NOT!"
@Sanbel11: You haven't Instagramed what you had for dinner yet? Please hurry up, the suspense is killing me.