@kelkulus: Until you've tried to start a conga line at a funeral, don't tell me about your drinking problem.
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@VictorscarletJ: Seriously...if you need a sign to remind you to wash your hands after taking a shit or piss. Stay home
@notalogin: Morpheus: take the blue pill, the story ends. Take the red pill, I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes Dog: (staring at gray pills) Crap