@TheMichaelRock: *unzips hoodie to reveal an even more seductive hoodie*
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@FormerGrunt: Stupidity is dangerous, and thanks to social media we have managed to weaponize it.
@TheCatWhisprer: I don't like who I become when an online form expires in the middle of me filling it out.
@FattMernandez: [On WebMD] I have a sore throat [Throat cancer] I wasn't done, and a stomach ache. [Cancer] Couldn't it be the flu? [If it wasn't cancer]