@TheMichaelRock: *unzips hoodie to reveal an even more seductive hoodie*
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@LoveNLunchmeat: Kids, we can go to the pet expo BUT WE ARE NOT GETTING ANY ANIMALS. WE ALREADY HAVE A DOG *leaves with two lizards, a fish & a baby giraffe
@karanbirtinna: Haha I love my wife. I just told her to calm down and now she's in the backyard digging a 6 feet long hole to calm herself down. What a woman!
@DaddyJew: 6: can u get me a drink? Me: no, you're 6yo. You can get your own drink 6: fine *goes to fridge Me: while ur there can u grab me a beer?