@corysnearowski: Update on Dad Watching Discovery Channel: he just muttered "you son of a bitch" to a Hippo who chased off the lesser-dominate Hippo he liked
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@DrunkSocialite: My dream is to become the first smart person to be interviewed by a newscaster live at a scene.
@TheCiscoKidder: I'm convinced that my wife took 9 years of education at 3 different colleges just to win all the arguments for the rest of my life.
@AthenaMystique: *sings Batman theme *crawls along bars of death *rolls down slope *ascends tower *knocks out foes "Miss, you need to leave the playground."