@AminaMarx: update: the light went out in my fridge so i had to eat everything so it wouldn't get scared
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@jonnysun: be careful when u talk baby talk to a baby becuase if u dont understand what ur saying u may acidentaly be declaring war in baby langauge
@TheTweetOfGod: 30 And to his followers he said, "Beliebers, weep not for me but yourselves and your children; for they'll never get to see me in concert."
@JhonRules: me: you know they never did catch the zodiac killer guy next to me on the bus: why do you keep saying that
@TitansHomer: What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyonce. *drops mic, throws up dynasty sign*