@AminaMarx: update: the light went out in my fridge so i had to eat everything so it wouldn't get scared
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@robesman: in 2016 if i walk in to your place and ask for the wifi password and you give me a paper with 26 letters and numbers i'm leaving
@LetsGet9ined: Man: a pack of condoms please. Cashier: would you like a paper bag? Man: no thanks, she's pretty good looking.
@KaylarWill: It's a shock to me that people actually pay their student loans. That's a bill I gave to Jesus