@knot_eye: Upon graduation from the University of Phoenix, do they just send you a screencap of your degree?
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@GinGander: I watched her squeeze into the booth, finish 3 Egg McMuffins, & stand-up. "My knees are killing me, it must be the cold weather," she said.
@daemonic3: If I could have dinner with anyone, dead and alive, it would definitely be Schrodinger's cat.
@Moronyc: A mosquito fell into my beer five minutes ago and now he's naked and calling his ex-girlfriends and drinking my beer
@Andrea__B__: The most important thing in life is to be yourself, unless you can be Batman...always go with Batman