@GrillinChillin9: Urban Dictionary: Helping white folks figure out if they're getting insulted or complimented daily.
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@The_Sculptress: Every night when you sleep,I sneak into your house, full of desire. I then reduce the amount of marshmallowy treats in your cereal&go home.
@funnweaver: My tacos arrived with a fork on the plate. I can only guess it’s there to stab potential taco thieves.
@XplodingUnicorn: Me: What do you want to be when you grow up? 3-year-old: A monster truck. I don't think insurance is going to cover that surgery.