@neiltyson: Urge is strong to leave work early on summer Fridays to avoid traffic. Most do it & become the traffic they sought to avoid.
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@audipenny: friend: wish you were here! me, abruptly stopping whatever I'm doing and captaining a speedboat approaching your house: oh really
@ericONEderful: A naked man brushed his teeth next to me as I washed my hands. This is why I don't go to the gym often.
@mymonsterischic: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE WE GOT DIRT AND TREES WE ALSO GOT SOME LIZARDS BUT MOSTLY DIRT AND TREES