@neiltyson: Urge is strong to leave work early on summer Fridays to avoid traffic. Most do it & become the traffic they sought to avoid.
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@Taryn_: That awkward moment when someone is cooking fish in the office and all the girls begin sniffing themselves.
@jdforshort: A random guy held the door & paid for my Cinnabon roll at the truck stop today He doesn't know it, but this is the best date in a long time
@Mr_Kapowski: *guy looks around to see if anyone is looking* *sees the coast is clear, licks tree* And that's how they found out about maple syrup
@BlackCatBettie: You and I share a very special connection. *I'm parked outside your house using your Wi-fi.