@Aman93deep: My sister is holding her baby in one hand and a cup of Starbucks in the other, I'm going to toss her phone at her to see who gets dropped.

@JackeeHarry: It's going to take 14 years to put Harriet on the $20? I've got a friend in Chesterfield Square who can print some off in an hour..

@WheelTod: [First Date] Her: Sorry, but your profile pic was misleading. Oatmeal Raisin Cookie: I never *said* this was chocolate. You just *assumed*

@ericsshadow: Interview: "What's your greatest weakness?" *I look at my watch then lean in* How much time do you have?

@heytonyiscool: I've been training like Rocky lately *cracks Cadbury caramel egg, drinks caramel*