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@AaronFullerton: USA: "Hey nachos, today's your big day!"
Nachos: "What about Cinco de Mayo?"
USA: "What'd you just say?"
Nachos: "Nothing."

USA: “Hey nachos, today’s your big day!”
Nachos: “What about Cinco de Mayo?”
USA: “What’d you just say?”
Nachos: “Nothing.”

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