@causticbob: USA lose graciously to Belgium in the World Cup. Obama says no hard feelings & any drones heading towards Belgium are nothing to worry about
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@LilMoose77: Any time you see a mass suicide case on the news, you can pretty much assume the assembly of an IKEA product was the cause.
@msmollybee25: Someone asked me if I'm ever scared that I'll be alone forever, which I thought was so rude because my cat was right there.
@LikeABaus91: Red bull gives you crippling heart palpitations just doesn't have the same ring to it.
@briangaar: If I'm murdered, I hope I'm able to write out the killer's name in blood and then "sucks" underneath