@SocialMediaLia: Use a tortilla as a lap napkin so you can still eat all the food you spill
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@funnyhumour: How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb? None. When the bulb goes, they just replace the house.
@TheMichaelRock: The only way I want to see your ultrasound picture is if you're having a velociraptor.