@TitaniumToplass: use words like 'perpendicular' when you language at people so they think you is good with vocabularying
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@13spencer: Have you guys seen that great television show, "Candy Crush Saga With The Sound From Another Television Show Playing In The Background?"
@KimmyMonte: [walks into aquarium] me: hi can I just use your bathroom? employee: sorry it's for patrons only me: ok fine I'll take four sharks
@Kamikaze_Blonde: There's a whale in France that can say hello out of its blowhole and I still can't manage chrysanthemum on the first try.