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@10InchesPlus : Yeah but how do misinformed people feel about it?

@10InchesPlus: "Welcome to the Association Against Acronyms & Abbreviations, your office is this way..."

- "We should call it AAAA!"

"You're fired."

@10InchesPlus: *sees oven left on

"What moron left the oven on!?"

*tries repeatedly to turn it off

"WTF!? Stupid oven!"

*realizes 425 is the time

@10InchesPlus: He died doing what he loved, forgetting to put my potato wedges in the bag.

@10InchesPlus: Since instagram is down I'm not sure if there was a sunrise today or if anyone ate any food? I feel lost.

@10InchesPlus: A TV show where customers get to hear what employees said 10 seconds after they left the store.

@10InchesPlus: "Is that a car alarm going off? Someone must be trying to steal it I better call the police!"

- literally no one ever

@10InchesPlus: So in The Matrix they feed you the liquified remains of the dead through a tube but you get to sleep and be online all day? I'm listening.

@10InchesPlus: Did Batman know that Alfred was embezzling billions to finance a 4-person Magic act that was a front for robbing banks?

@10InchesPlus: Not sure if you'll like golf? Walk on a treadmill for four hours under a sun lamp then throw away $75 when you're done.