@1CleverGirl1: If Disney movies have taught me anything, it's that the whole ENTIRE world speaks English. Including animals and inanimate objects.
@1CleverGirl1: If you care about someone,
even a little bit.
I beg of you.
TELL THEM WHEN THEY HAVE SOMETHING IN THEIR TEETH.
@1CleverGirl1: Me: I'm super funny. I mean, how could 13K people be wrong?
Husband: There were WAY more people in the Nazi party.
@1CleverGirl1: 3 days ago I ate my daughters's m&m's while she was napping. When she woke I told her the cat ate 'em She's still mad at the cat. Dumb kid.
@1CleverGirl1: Don't force funny huh?
Well, I have funny tied to a chair in my basement and...unless we become fast friends...
...he's losing a knee cap.