@215potter: Back in my day a "selfie," was something you did with the door locked and a bottle of lotion.
@215potter: Thank god my brother's getting his PhD, I was running out of ways to disappoint my parents.
@215potter: If the human race has a "signature move," its gotta be lying to the dentist about flossing.
@215potter: Someone just asked me to fax them my email address. Careful driving folks, these people walk amongst us...
@215potter: These Valtrex commercials are confusing... Are herpes a pre-requisite for kayaking and rock climbing?
@215potter: To my future kids: I apologize for the lack of college funds...
Blame mom, she INSISTED on organic produce from Whole Foods.
@215potter: Guy threw a banana peel out the window into my lane 2day. Yrs of practice paid off and I arrived to work safely. Thank you Mario Kart.