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@2browneyedboys : [parent-teacher conference] teacher: he’s doing so well, and he’s such a great listen- me: coolcoolcool no doubt but when do you teach them to stop turning on every light in the house, is that this year or

@2browneyedboys: A body cam but for when you send your husband to the grocery store

@2browneyedboys: me: my loofah completely fell apart in the shower

prison guard: those are ramen noodles