@3sunzzz: 15: I'm starving! There's nothing to eat. What are you having for lunch?
15: Nice! We have grapes?!
Me: *sips wine* nope
@3sunzzz: My son keeps texting me for tax advice. He's known for 24 yrs that I have a THEATRE DEGREE. I only act like I file my taxes.
@3sunzzz: My therapist puts her toilet paper roll on upside down, yet somehow I'm the crazy one?
@3sunzzz: My husband kidnapped me for a romantic weekend away. Now I'm just lying here wondering when I'm getting out of the trunk.
@3sunzzz: I just opened a Valentine's Day card that was filled with heart confetti. I don't remember the last time I was this angry.
@3sunzzz: If you like to fall asleep in bed but wake up on the floor, owning satin sheets might be for you.