@3sunzzz: I'm not saying Coke is better, I'm just saying I've never heard anyone order a Jack and Pepsi.
@3sunzzz: My husband called and said he wants tacos for dinner. We've been together for 30 years and I still can't tell whether or not it's a euphemism.
@3sunzzz: [wine class]
Swirl your wine. Inhale its aroma. What do you smell?
Can you smell its buttery oaky notes?
ME: nope, still wine
@3sunzzz: What Geico said: We just saved you 15% on your car insurance.
What I heard: You should go shopping.
@3sunzzz: How am I supposed to adequately complain about my sunburn with no lobster emoji?
@3sunzzz: "I'm not letting you outside again," I say to my dog right before I let her outside again.
@3sunzzz: Being a mother is truly a gift. My son surprised me by stopping in to visit yesterday. Last night when I went to watch TV, I no longer had one.
@3sunzzz: My son sent me a text saying he has a new Lady Friend. I texted back, "Either you're paying her by the hour or it's 1885."
@3sunzzz: I had a long list of important things that I had to get done today. I lucked out, I can't find it. Anyone free for lunch?