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@4ScoreN20Bowls : Whoever decided to spell it Albuquerque instead of Albakirky. You're a fuquing quoqusuquer

@4ScoreN20Bowls: It is possible to chew and swallow $80 of shrooms in the length of time it takes the cop to walk from his car to yours.