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@5exyunchained : It’s a good thing not everyone has a smartphone. Someone has to honk when the light turns green.

@5exyunchained: I gotta go guys. I just found out my lunch break isn't 6 hours long.

@5exyunchained: How many different animals did we have to jump on the backs of before we discovered horses were cool with it?

@5exyunchained: A month ago I gave my number to this beautiful girl. She said "I will text you when I get home". I think she's homeless.