@70Ceeks: son is fuming bc his sister is staying home from school AGAIN. he just opened her door and said "and here's the liar in her natural habitat"
@70Ceeks: SOMEBODY: she had a boyfriend who looked like that girlfriend that you had in february of last year
ME: what the hell are you talking about
@70Ceeks: at the salon thinking of going darker for winter
maybe i'll kill the shampoo girl
@70Ceeks: I undo his overall strap & slide it off a barely perceptible shoulder. I pull his steel work goggle down around his "neck"
"BanaNA" he moans
@70Ceeks: hungover at 22: dag gonna be 9 minutes late for work
at 39: ...finally, to my faithful cat elroy i leave my cache of nagano '98 olympic pins
@70Ceeks: Chefs who can't admit failure present:
Pineapple upside down cake