@7_Cents: Vin Diesel: Is it fast?
Car Salesman: Yes, sir. It is very fast.
Vin Diesel: Oh yeah? *leans in close* Is it furious?
@7_Cents: Good Cop: *reaches for his gun*
Intimate Moment Cop: *reaches for the same gun and their hands touch*
@7_Cents: United States: There's 5280 feet in one mile.
Rest of the World: What even is that?
United States: Lol, we made it up.
@7_Cents: *eats an entire box of cereal in one sitting*
Wtf there's no prize in this?
"Sir, we don't sell cereal. This is Petsmart."