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@954LeenO : Most days I wish I were an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once.

@954LeenO: When I said 'You can't buy my love.'
I meant with your salary.

@954LeenO: I dont pretend to be anything I'm not..

Except for sober I've pretended to be sober a few times

@954LeenO: Don't bother putting your hand over my mouth to shut me up, I will lick you.

@954LeenO: I am fluent in three languages...english, sarcasm, and profanity

@954LeenO: if it smells like bullshit & looks like bullshit, it probably is bullshit. Putting sugar on it doesn't make it a brownie.

@954LeenO: nothing saves money like being antisocial