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@9to5Life : "911, what's your emergency?" "My kids are being jerks." "Hey, Christian, you can't keep calling here." "Are you gonna send help?" "..."

@9to5Life: I hate when people text me "what are you doing?" at 1:00 pm on a weekday.

Well I don't have your Art History degree, so probably "working".

@9to5Life: Megan, but with an H? Whatever you say, girls named Hmegan.

@9to5Life: Oh great. I forgot to pack an apple in my lunch and now there's doctors EVERYWHERE.

@9to5Life: Sometimes I think we're all going to be okay. Other times I read Yahoo Answers.