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@ADDiane : I don't like revenge. Just one venge is enough.

@ADDiane: Hormones are cool if you like crying during dog food commercials.

@ADDiane: The idea is to just keep scrolling on your phone until you die.

@ADDiane: Cats can use their whiskers to navigate in the dark. I use my toes. And shins. And lots of cursing.