@ADDiane : Imagine being a medium and having to talk to dead people as well as living people. That's too many people.
@ADDiane: I try to compartmentalize, but then I remember that's how they built the titanic.
@ADDiane: [Looking out the window]
Me: I don't understand this show.
@ADDiane: Cop: do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: yeah I do but sad news buddy, I'm married
@ADDiane: [the middle of showering] I need a break
@ADDiane: Don't let people tell you that you can't give up. You totally can. I do it all the time.
@ADDiane: Moses was technically the first person to download files to his tablet from the cloud.
@ADDiane: I don't like revenge. Just one venge is enough.
@ADDiane: Hormones are cool if you like crying during dog food commercials.
@ADDiane: The idea is to just keep scrolling on your phone until you die.