@AbbyHasIssues: I like to take down Christmas decorations in stages. Right now in the stage where I sit on the couch with a cup of tea in denial that I need to take down the Christmas decorations.
@AbbyHasIssues: Age 21: Goes out for drinks after 9 PM and gets home at 2 AM.
Age 37: Has one tiny little sip of water after 8 PM and has to get up and pee three times before 2 AM.
@AbbyHasIssues: It turns out the answer to my problems wasn't at the bottom of this pint of ice cream, but the important thing is that I tried.
@AbbyHasIssues: Before coffee: Annoyed by everything.
After coffee: Annoyed by everything but with the energy to complain about it.
@AbbyHasIssues: The cashier told me to have a good holiday like my purchase of oven cleaner, cat treats, and hummus suggests anything else.
@AbbyHasIssues: Me at home: I want peace on earth and good will to men.
Me while grocery shopping: If one more idiot blocks the aisle, I'm going to run them over with my cart like grandma getting run over by a reindeer.
@AbbyHasIssues: It's cute how the grocery store cashier told me to have a great Thanksgiving like I won't be back to the store six more times in the next seven days.
@AbbyHasIssues: Age 17: I can't wait to travel the world!
Age 37: Feeling kind of adventurous. Might go to the "good" grocery store 15 miles away.