@AdamTheLobster: This may be racist but whenever I have a test in class I try to get a seat next to a dolphin because they are usually really smart.
@AdamTheLobster: I always see homeless people walking around with cups of change. I bet they could afford a house if they werent drinking money all the time.
@AdamTheLobster: Congratulations to our winner, Todd, who correctly guessed there were "hella jellybeans" in the jar.
@AdamTheLobster: [In bed with gf]
"Do you have any fantasies?"
Yeah, one. You know your friend Sarah, the hot one?
I want to hit her with my car
@AdamTheLobster: "Where's my money?" - a loan shark
"Where are my friends? - alone shark