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@AdriannaLaCervx : *Makes sex noises getting into clean bedding*

@AdriannaLaCervx: This whole "parenting a teenager" thing isn't really working out. I'm going to tell him I just want to be friends.

@AdriannaLaCervx: I squish my belly fat around during serious conversations because I have intimacy issues.

@AdriannaLaCervx: The swimsuit portion of the presidential election is going to suck.