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@Aikiwomannc : Friend: Why are there 5 FBI agents sitting at desks in your bedroom? Me: Ordered a small bureau on line and this is what they sent.

@Aikiwomannc: Son: Dad is it true you named us after things you saw in the yard?

Dad: Yes we did, Hawk.

Rose: Nice.

Grill: You could have looked around a bit.