@AimeeHelene1: The best people always leave this Earth too soon...so I'm pretty sure I'm destined for immortality.
@AimeeHelene1: Them: Ma'am, we're going to have to ask you leave...
Me: *doing the limbo under the police tape at a crime scene*
@AimeeHelene1: Just watched a guy walk into the wall, because he couldn't decide if he should go left or right. The future of humanity scares me.
@AimeeHelene1: (what they said)
Please do not bring any alcohol on the plane.
(what I heard)
Please chug all alcohol & slap somebody before boarding.
@AimeeHelene1: If Scooby-Doo taught me anything, it's that if you want to kill someone, do it in a retirement community, where pets aren't allowed.
@AimeeHelene1: Being brave is overrated.
Just run away, screaming, like a normal human being.
@AimeeHelene1: I miss that time in my life when people asked easy questions, like "What's your favorite color?" or "Where is your belly button?".
@AimeeHelene1: At 36, I still have no idea what to do with my hands when I'm in front of a group of people.
*hands on hips*
*hands in air*
@AimeeHelene1: *sips coffee*
*thinks to myself as I walk away*
Carol seems grumpy today...
*takes another sip from Starbucks cup that says "Carol"*