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@AlyssaDiSalle : Do something nice for your ex today, take them out. One bullet should do the trick.

@AlyssaDiSalle: Co-worker: "If you love something, set it free, if it comes back it's yours to k.."
Me - "THOSE ARE BOOMERANGS, MICHELLE."