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@Amazon_Blonde : No beer or Snacks?!? WORST. PARTY. EVER. Family: uh...this is an Intervention Me: LAME, look, Grandmas so bored she's crying

@Amazon_Blonde: 911 what is your emergency?

Me: "My 6 year old hasn't stopped talking since he got home"

911: "stay calm ma..

Me: MY EARS ARE BLEEDING