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@AnOrangeSNES : If you are dissolving someone in a vat it's no longer an acid problem, it's an acid solution.

@AnOrangeSNES: Her: I love you so much
Me: Hey, *puts my hand on her shoulder* we all make mistakes sometimes.

@AnOrangeSNES: "Murder most fowl!" I scream as the cops pull me away from the many duck corpses. They explain I misunderstood Hamlet while arresting me.

@AnOrangeSNES: Corn mazes should just be called maizes from now on

@AnOrangeSNES: [first date]
{don't let him know you're a psychic}
{don't let her know you're a psychic}
{we're both psychic?}
{yeah}
{cool let's bang}
{k}

@AnOrangeSNES: Lady Doritos was my favorite character in Macbeth

@AnOrangeSNES: One day I'm going to cure blindness. You'll see! You'll all see!

@AnOrangeSNES: HER: My daughter is named Nevaeh which is heaven spelled backwards.
ME: *Phone rings* Hold on my son Elohssa is calling

@AnOrangeSNES: [Taken Nemo]

*Clam phone rings*

Marliam Neeson: I have a particular set of gills. I don't know who you are, but I will find Nemo.

@AnOrangeSNES: Things I learned today:

1) Gel is not short for jelly
2) KY isn't an acronym for "Krazy Yummy"
3) I'm not allowed to make my own lunch