@AnOrangeSNES: Things I learned today:
1) Gel is not short for jelly
2) KY isn't an acronym for "Krazy Yummy"
3) I'm not allowed to make my own lunch
@AnOrangeSNES: *An elf cop pulls Frodo riding an ent over*
Elf Cop: Where ya going?
Frodo: To throw a ring into a volcano!
EC: Step out of the treehicle
@AnOrangeSNES: ME: Sometimes I feel like I'm in a bad tweet
NARRATOR: And he was
ME: I see you
NARRATOR: He could see me
NARRATOR: I did not stop
@AnOrangeSNES: Senior: *Gets diploma* I'm glad all the cliquey high school stuff is behind me
Principal: *Laughs for the rest of the graduation ceremony*
@AnOrangeSNES: *Mom Godzilla calls Godzilla during the morning*
Mom Godzilla: Are you eating your cities? Belfast is the most important meal of the day.
@AnOrangeSNES: CHEMIST: Do you like science jokes? I think they're so
CHEMIST: very funny
HER: Thought you were gonna say sodium funny
@AnOrangeSNES: THIS IS SPARTA!
THIS IS MY HOUSE IN CHICAGO!
THIS IS MY PERSIAN CAT!
Leonidas, it's getting late.
@AnOrangeSNES: *grabs walmart intercom*
WHY DID YOU LET ME GRAB THIS INTERCOM? I DON'T EVEN WORK HERE
YOU'RE GONNA LOSE YOUR JOB
@AnOrangeSNES: Beyoncé: Who run the world?
Beyoncé: This really changes my song