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@AndrewsNotFunny : *I enter the bank and draw a weapon* Teller: holy shit Me: what Teller: you suck at art

@AndrewsNotFunny: I used to think girls were super nice to each other in bar washrooms until my friend came back from one thinking she should get bangs

@AndrewsNotFunny: ME: we need to fight diabetes

INVENTOR OF THE PI√ĎATA: say no more

@AndrewsNotFunny: Weird that humans evolved shins long before we'd need to find furniture in the dark

@AndrewsNotFunny: I think as Canadians we're so nice because we focus all our hatred on geese