@AngelaEhh: My tall sister took the vodka out of the cupboards above the fridge.
I always thought those doors were just there for decoration.
@AngelaEhh: I'm pretty good at getting divorced men I date to give their ex another chance.
@AngelaEhh: Fitness friend: Do you know what you're putting in your body?
*flashes back to ex
@AngelaEhh: People say to enjoy the messes your kids leave, because you'll miss them when they're grown and gone.
I like to call those people liars.
@AngelaEhh: When people say 'oh, you're still single?'
I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married?'
@AngelaEhh: An app that tells you the cleanest highway bathrooms. Why isn't this a thing yet.
@AngelaEhh: If you see me longingly looking at you at the pub, i'm just wondering if you're going to eat all those nachos?