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@AngelaEhh : My boyfriend said no girlfriend of his will use social media. So anyway, I'll guess I'll miss what's his name.

@AngelaEhh: Looking for a plus one for my wedding.

@AngelaEhh: Pretty sure I just kept a closer eye on the pizza tracker than I did my infants.

@AngelaEhh: Shoutout to the kitchen knob that grabbed the strings on my pants and undid them.

@AngelaEhh: Tomorrow I'm definitely going to start running, no matter how many days it takes!

@AngelaEhh: My tall sister took the vodka out of the cupboards above the fridge.

I always thought those doors were just there for decoration.

@AngelaEhh: I'm pretty good at getting divorced men I date to give their ex another chance.

@AngelaEhh: Fitness friend: Do you know what you're putting in your body?

*flashes back to ex


@AngelaEhh: My dentist said I have a very wet mouth.

*Updates dating profile.

@AngelaEhh: People say to enjoy the messes your kids leave, because you'll miss them when they're grown and gone.

I like to call those people liars.