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@AngelaEhh : You don't know fear until you cough out a tampon nowhere near a bathroom.

@AngelaEhh: Do chicks with anchor tattoos that say “never sink” know that anchors are made to sink?

@AngelaEhh: Did a crunch. Sprained an ovary.

0/10. Do not recommend.

@AngelaEhh: My boyfriend said no girlfriend of his will use social media.

So anyway, I'll guess I'll miss what's his name.

@AngelaEhh: Looking for a plus one for my wedding.

@AngelaEhh: Pretty sure I just kept a closer eye on the pizza tracker than I did my infants.

@AngelaEhh: Shoutout to the kitchen knob that grabbed the strings on my pants and undid them.

@AngelaEhh: Tomorrow I'm definitely going to start running, no matter how many days it takes!

@AngelaEhh: My tall sister took the vodka out of the cupboards above the fridge.

I always thought those doors were just there for decoration.

@AngelaEhh: I'm pretty good at getting divorced men I date to give their ex another chance.