@AngelaEhh: Do chicks with anchor tattoos that say “never sink” know that anchors are made to sink?
@AngelaEhh: My boyfriend said no girlfriend of his will use social media.
So anyway, I'll guess I'll miss what's his name.
@AngelaEhh: Pretty sure I just kept a closer eye on the pizza tracker than I did my infants.
@AngelaEhh: Shoutout to the kitchen knob that grabbed the strings on my pants and undid them.
@AngelaEhh: Tomorrow I'm definitely going to start running, no matter how many days it takes!
@AngelaEhh: My tall sister took the vodka out of the cupboards above the fridge.
I always thought those doors were just there for decoration.
@AngelaEhh: I'm pretty good at getting divorced men I date to give their ex another chance.