@Angibangie: -Your house is amazing. Why are u renting this cheap?
-It’s haunted by a low level demon
Demon: Wow I’m right here that is like so hurtful
@Angibangie: Him at 1am: Wanna come over?
Me: Sure thing, sexy
-Cut to me crawling out of his TV like that girl in The Ring
@Angibangie: I only keep Facebook for the birthday reminders and to randomly unfriend people so they wonder what they did wrong.
Bring canned food and water to a friends house and say, "the big one is coming." Don't explain, just cry.
(helps if ur a scientist)
@Angibangie: I got a pocket got a pocket full of sunshine
Sunshine: Please let me go. I have children.
@Angibangie: Ghost haunting my house: Okay, I'm just going to clean up your TINY, SHITTY, Apartment while you're gone because I can't not-live like this!
@Angibangie: Hi, I'm Angie.
You may remember me from such instances as: Where did all the vodka go? Is ur friend ok? Or: Who's responsible for this girl?
@Angibangie: Me: I like a full bodied wine.
Date: I'm not that knowledgeable about wine.
Me: It's like, when the grapes were really thicc.
@Angibangie: -If I'm wearing matching bra and undies, I better get more than a cuddle.
McDonald's worker: Another bad date huh? Have some free fries...