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Page of Annekinns's best tweets

@Annekinns : You're having a big wedding? Cool. I'm having a Big Mac

@Annekinns: How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

@Annekinns: *Follows dreams

*Ends up at refrigerator.

@Annekinns: Have you tried locking him in your trunk?

@Annekinns: *Hits rock bottom.
*Receives welcome basket from Twitter.

@Annekinns: *Receives good, solid, sound advice.

*Does exact opposite.