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Cashier: at a...?
M: at aol dot com
Cashier: at ao...?
Me: at aol dot com
Cashier: Ma'am, are you crying?
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@AnniemuMary : Me: ...at aol dot com
Cashier: at a...?
M: at aol dot com
Cashier: at ao...?
Me: at aol dot com
Cashier: Ma'am, are you crying?
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@AnniemuMary: You could pay someone to install a new faucet or you could spend two hours and 20 minutes trying to remove one bolt and then pay someone.
@AnniemuMary: Take your glasses off. Hold them up to a light to see if they're dirty. Now try to do it with your mouth closed.
@AnniemuMary: It's ok. I killed the oregano flake on the counter.
@AnniemuMary: My husband was typing and asked me how to spell suspicious and now I am.
@AnniemuMary: You think you're tired? Try being a child who's been asked to put away their own laundry that's been washed, folded and delivered to their room for them.
@AnniemuMary: Dear young cashier,
$100.89 is not pronounced $189.
Signed, a lady you scared
@AnniemuMary: I feel it is only fair for a recipe to indicate up front how many burners it requires. For example a 3 burner recipe would be a no.
@AnniemuMary: I'm not an actress but I play one on the phone when the lady asks me if I have a pen to write down the confirmation code.
@AnniemuMary: Assorted bandaid box-
3 in a size you need
12 you can make work
35 round to weigh box down