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@AphroditeAfter5 : I'm sorry, all I hear is your perfume

@AphroditeAfter5: I want to grab some Mexican tonight and then maybe have some dinner with him

@AphroditeAfter5: Yes Grandma, I'm almost positive Arachnophobia is not the fear of people from Iraq

@AphroditeAfter5: My boyfriend wants to do it like three times a week-----together. He's so demanding!

@AphroditeAfter5: Some of you need to be driven out to the country and released back into the wild

@AphroditeAfter5: No Grandma, "sausage fest" is not a new special breakfast at IHOP