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@Arrogant_Twat : My stomach just made a really weird noise. I’m sending a pizza down to check it out.

@Arrogant_Twat: STOP HITTING ON MY TWITTER CRUSH YOU... YOU... EQUALLY UNKNOWN INTERNET DUDE!

@Arrogant_Twat: My doctor told me to start killing people.
Well not in those exact words. He said I need to reduce the stress in my life.

Same thing.

@Arrogant_Twat: Tell someone you love them today, because life is short.
But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.