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@Awesomemom10 : Wow, I must look really hot tonight working out, everyone is totally staring at me. *walking on treadmill with a candy bar and a Pepsi

@Awesomemom10: Maybe if I answer the door naked the pizza delivery guy won't realize I paid with Monopoly money.

@Awesomemom10: My 9yo son just gave me a hug and told me thank you for not naming him Dick.