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@BCMontgo : Me: I'll definitely do it tomorrow. Morgan Freeman: He wouldn't. Me: *chasing Morgan out of my house with broom* Why are you here again?

@BCMontgo: Sir, you can't walk up to the drive through window.

[45 minutes later]

*gallops up to window on stick horse*