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@BabetteJones : Pro debating tip: Shave one eyebrow and draw a new one really high.

@BabetteJones: Twitter is a good place to meet men. The odds are good but the goods are odd.

@BabetteJones: Slept with my makeup and now my pillow looks like the shroud of Revlon.