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@Bacon_Ball : You can tell a lot by the way a woman walks. Like if she walks away, she's probably not into you.

@Bacon_Ball: Twitter was down for a couple of hours but I didn't panic at all. I dialed 911 and calmly told them "people are about to die". Then Hung up.